# You can have 1024 chars per group of strings

*financial

BSHT+3%  CUBEL+2%  SPUK+1%  CABOX-2%  OOT+3%  ECLA-7%  BEAN-5%  LOGR+3%  RWDC-2%  CHKO+6%  BIGL-2%   
Sprunk overcomes aggressive Logger.
TIKL+59%  FRUC-12%  WHIZ+69%  BADR+22%  GNIC-32%   
Whiz has liquid assets worth over 1 Billion.
NXJN+36%  XGAS+26%  RONO+16%  GLBOIL+26%   
Economic growth eases slightly.   
LSNW+3%  METV-2%  WZNT+2%  CANE-3%  LIBT+10%  CNTU-2%  EYEF+3%   
Corporate America braces for impact.   
BOLS-10%  JLZA+1%  LOMB+17%  FLEE-18%  SHRK+20%  BAWS-21%   
Only one in five economists sees rate hike this year.  
BNCO+3%  BAWSAQ-2%  PLAP+2%  ERIS-3%   
Shares unruffled by surprise activist assault.   
BETA+14%  UGEN-1%  MOLIS+8%  MAXR-4%   
Energy bills cut for millions of people. 
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*theatre

A new musical 'RAINCOAT EXPOSE' A real eye-opener at The Seagull Theater.  
Tickets available for all shows at the eyefind.info box office.  
Do not miss 'Banging trash can lids for an hour' at the Liberteen Theater  What a racket!  
Magic Curtain Theater presents 'Swinging Puppets' and a fantastic new play 'Shakespeare on Drugs' The bard trip.  
'The Flying Whore' at the Amdram Theatre  Enormous talents!  Needs to be seen to be believed!  
'WTF' A tale of online love showing at The Maginot Theater.  
You'll be LOL  
ROFL  
Returns after a sell out UK tour 'ABANDON SHIT' back at the Seagull Theater.  
Performance Nonsense 'Fairy Body Paint' at the Liberteen Theater  What a big bunch of fairies.  
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*advertising
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All next week  it's patriotism at its finest as WEAZEL revisits history with the non-stop Terror Marathon.   
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*clock
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*urls
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redwoodcigarettes.com   
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*comedyclub
split sides proudly presents special guest -  ricky gervais - with resident comedian - katt williams -

*traffic
stay in lane
min speed 20 miles
max speed 30 miles
check your fuel
tiredness kills
car thefts on the up. lock your car
be a courteous driver
watch your speed

*news
crime on an all time low.
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sudden influx illegal immigrants from balkan says mayor.
liberty city attracts more tourist than any other city in the world

